It's funny, you know, the things you notice.

I  just looked up from my keyboard and realized that it's surrounded by a representative sample of every single kind of glassware I own - highball, lowball, up glass, coupe glass, rocks glass, pint glass, coffee mug, and a random mason jar. Clearly, I need to a) do my dishes, b) buy more coasters, c) check into a clinic somewhere, and d) stop watching Californication. I leave it to my readers (all three of you lonely, pathetic bastards - call me) to suggest orders of priority.